Okay bluntly, we all know that you admittedly have a percentage of being socially inept and being terribly obsessed with our friend. I am speaking in behalf of her, yes the girl you are so cuckoo for, whose time we (friends of hers) all hope you won't keep wasting, and whose heart has been so patient for you to get over yourself and your apprehensions. We promise she will never hurt you. You are a cool guy, and a self-admitted dork, but there's no need to take it too far. You can be happy with someone too, being the nice guy that you are. :)
Take a little lesson from Philippine Socio-Anthropology, for whatever it's worth:
As it has been expresssed, our friend is a classic dalagang Pilipina (as we all are) who really, by hook or by crook, granted all worlds collided in the fourth coming, will still NOT and will probably NEVER make the first suggestion of the idea that we will initiate courtship. We're just not wired that way.
Now, you my friend, however, falls under this category (see clip below). Cue taken from how we have been informed of how much you adore our friend and how you are intensely struggling about two things: (1) wanting to be in a relationship with her; and (2) wanting nothing else but that, but your balls have somehow turned into rosebuds that need a little watering to bloom--a situation which has long been holding you back from expressing affection towards her.
Trust us, our friend shares this affection in mutual terms with you too. (Except she prefers balls over rosebuds on men. You know.)
Now, you my friend, however, falls under this category (see clip below). Cue taken from how we have been informed of how much you adore our friend and how you are intensely struggling about two things: (1) wanting to be in a relationship with her; and (2) wanting nothing else but that, but your balls have somehow turned into rosebuds that need a little watering to bloom--a situation which has long been holding you back from expressing affection towards her.
Trust us, our friend shares this affection in mutual terms with you too. (Except she prefers balls over rosebuds on men. You know.)
See as we don't believe in bridges, or the effectiveness of their method-slash-madness, as you may, we sadly cannot grant the following:
But trust us, you are in no harm's way if you just get over yourself and pursue her already. Seriously, man, you guys exhaust us watching you two hold back from each other when all you want is the opposite. It's like two people dancing the funky chicken dance with two left feet, in a very awkward rhythm of sorts.
See? That's a sight to get worried about. But we take it you are concerned about the fact that maybe:
But not to worry, Mr. Torpe, you won't be busted, and there's a lot of water to tend to this "garden" of yours if you need help in the blooming department. We all have green thumbs too, aside from minds. So help is at your beck and call.
Take the last sentence. Exactly our thoughts is what it is. "Why don't you just go over and talk to her already?" And please stop walking on eggshells around her, Jesus Christ. You don't ask a girl you think the world of "Do you need a ride?" if you know the answer to that already. Just be chill and say, "Im starved. Let's grab something to eat, I'll pick you up." Other than that, she's just gonna want to answer your question with "Umm, is your vagina ok?"
Mister, you are too cute to be a dork. (Her words, not ours.)
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| In other words, we think greatly of you but it's up to you to keep up your self mantra of "Dork-Chicken-Dork" |
Lastly, it wouldn't hurt to compliment how she looks that night or how put-together she tried to look for you. Every woman appreciates a good compliment, no matter how hard she tries to shake it off like it didn't matter. Trust us. Also try to be a man. A smart man is a gameplayer who, accordingly knows how to step up his game when he needs to. You don't meet a girl you go crazy over and crack your brain for every single day, just to assume that you'll be the only guy hanging around her. A smart man knows the exact value of his buy-in, where he puts his nickels at, and how much he's willing to invest into a potential relationship. (not rubbing it in here but it's again kinda like watering your buds to bloom). When a man identifies his buy-in, he secures his assets and makes sure there's no other bidder to take that asset away from him. Think stocks and shares. You probably had a reason to invest in that company in the first place. So, be a man and know the game.
Let Barbie Almalbis sing the thought for you, for random entertainment:
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| Seriously, a train (aka our friend) THAT HOT is kind of a shame to miss. So hurry up, man up, and ball-up already!!! |
Please consider this our half-blunt, half-gentle way of saying, WE ARE SO EXCITED TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING AND WE ALL KNOW HOW INTENSELY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER! In the meantime, enjoy each other's company, stop worrying about her liking you back cause she already does, and take it easy, but step on the gas like a muuurf man too. :)
Ayaw niya ng torpe. Pero gustong-gusto ka niya. :)
